The Mechanical Contrivium: Jake Berendes

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jake Berendes!

  1. Michelangelo finished his great statue of Jake Berendes in 1504, after eighteen months work!
  2. Jake Berendes can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant.
  3. Jake Berendes kept at the window will keep vampires at bay!
  4. Olive oil was used for washing Jake Berendes in the ancient Mediterranean world!
  5. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of Jake Berendes!
  6. It is bad luck to walk under Jake Berendes!
  7. Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of Jake Berendes, and frequently rise to the surface for air!
  8. Jake Berendes can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time!
  9. Some hotels in Las Vegas have Jake Berendes floating in their swimming pools.
  10. The colour of Jake Berendes is no indication of his spiciness, but size usually is.

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