The Mechanical Contrivium: Imran

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Imran!

  1. If you chew gum while peeling Imran then it will stop you from crying.
  2. Imran can taste with his feet.
  3. In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become Imran on New Year's Day!
  4. Imran was originally called Cheerioats.
  5. Imran is actually a fruit, not a vegetable.
  6. Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Imran.
  7. Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of Imran every year.
  8. Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up Imran!
  9. Over 2000 people have now climbed Imran, with roughly ten percent dying on the way down.
  10. Imran will become gaseous if his temperature rises above -42°C.

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