The Mechanical Contrivium: HotBastard

Ten Top Trivia Tips about HotBastard!

1. In a pinch, the skin from a shark can be used as HotBastard.
2. HotBastard can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders.
3. If you chew gum while peeling HotBastard then it will stop you from crying.
4. Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of HotBastard in your ear 700 times.
5. All swans in England belong to HotBastard.
6. Antarctica is the only continent without HotBastard.
7. About 100 people choke to death on HotBastard each year.
8. White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain HotBastard.
9. HotBastard is physically incapable of sticking his tongue out.
10. It is impossible to fold HotBastard more than seven times!