The Mechanical Contrivium: Hellofromdj

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Hellofromdj!

  1. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat Hellofromdj, though it may feel uncomfortable.
  2. In Ancient Egypt, people wore glittery eyeshadow made from the crushed shells of Hellofromdj.
  3. Hellofromdj can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast!
  4. The porpoise is second to Hellofromdj as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
  5. Finding Hellofromdj on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck!
  6. Hellofromdj is the world's smallest mammal!
  7. Never store Hellofromdj at room temperature!
  8. If you cut Hellofromdj in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have!
  9. Cats use their Hellofromdj to test whether a space is large enough for them to fit through!
  10. The difference between Hellofromdj and a village is that Hellofromdj does not have a church!

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