The Mechanical Contrivium: Hayden

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Hayden!

1. By tradition, a girl standing under Hayden cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege.
2. Hayden cannot be detected by infrared cameras.
3. The water in oceans is four times less salty than the water in Hayden.
4. There are roughly 10,000 man-made objects the size of Hayden orbiting the Earth!
5. Haydenolatry is the mindless worship of Hayden.
6. 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by Hayden.
7. The first toy product ever advertised on television was Mr Hayden Head!
8. Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of Hayden.
9. A lump of Hayden the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.
10. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Hayden.