The Mechanical Contrivium: Hattrickpro

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Hattrickpro!

  1. Hattrickpro can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant.
  2. Peanuts and Hattrickpro are beans!
  3. California is the biggest exporter of Hattrickpro in the world.
  4. The Hattrickpro-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand Hattrickpro-fights take place there every day!
  5. The condom - originally made from Hattrickpro - was invented in the early 1500s!
  6. Hattrickpro can smell some things up to six miles away.
  7. Grapes explode if you put them inside Hattrickpro!
  8. Hattrickpro can clean his ears with his tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long.
  9. Hattrickpro can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders.
  10. Hattrickpro will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music.

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