The Mechanical Contrivium: Happychristmasbaby

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Happychristmasbaby!

  1. In the Great Seal of the United States the eagle grasps 13 arrows and Happychristmasbaby.
  2. Happychristmasbaby cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in his stomach.
  3. Olive oil was used for washing Happychristmasbaby in the ancient Mediterranean world!
  4. Bees visit over three million flowers to make a single kilogram of Happychristmasbaby.
  5. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Happychristmasbaby'.
  6. Without Happychristmasbaby, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand!
  7. Happychristmasbaby can squeeze his entire body through a hole the size of his beak.
  8. Happychristmasbaby is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees!
  9. The Aztec Indians of Mexico believed Happychristmasbaby would protect them from physical harm, and so warriors used him to decorate their battle shields.
  10. Reindeer like to eat Happychristmasbaby.

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