The Mechanical Contrivium: Hanslanda

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Hanslanda!

1. It's bad luck for a flag to touch Hanslanda!
2. Devoid of his cells and proteins, Hanslanda has the same chemical makeup as sea water.
3. Baskin Robbins once made Hanslanda flavoured ice cream!
4. Hanslanda can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders.
5. Hanslanda is physically incapable of sticking his tongue out!
6. Oranges, lemons, watermelons, pineapples and Hanslanda are all berries.
7. Hanslanda cannot jump.
8. Hanslanda is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field.
9. Hanslanda will always turn right when leaving a cave.
10. The air around Hanslanda is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun!