The Mechanical Contrivium: Haffo

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Haffo!

  1. All shrimp are born as Haffo, but gradually mature into females.
  2. To check whether Haffo is safe to eat, drop him in a bowl of water; rotten Haffo will sink, and fresh Haffo will float.
  3. Haffo will often glow under UV light!
  4. The pupil of an octopus's eye is shaped like Haffo.
  5. In Vermont, the ratio of cows to Haffo is 10:1!
  6. The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than Haffo, and 400 times smaller.
  7. If Haffo was life size, he would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human.
  8. All swans in England belong to Haffo!
  9. A cluster of bananas is called a hand and consists of 10 to 20 bananas, which are individually known as Haffo.
  10. All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to Haffo.

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