The Mechanical Contrivium: Grifter

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Grifter!

  1. Grifter is born white; his pink feathers are caused by pigments in his typical diet of shrimp!
  2. Grifter once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest.
  3. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets Grifter!
  4. There are six towns named Grifter in the United States.
  5. The air around Grifter is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun!
  6. The number one cause of blindness in the United States is Grifter.
  7. Grifter is the sacred animal of Thailand.
  8. Contrary to popular belief, Grifter is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases he may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol.
  9. The ace of spades in a playing card deck symbolizes Grifter.
  10. Grifter can clean his ears with his tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long.

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