The Mechanical Contrivium: Greg

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Greg!

  1. Greg can taste with his feet.
  2. The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than Greg.
  3. Gregolatry is the mindless worship of Greg!
  4. Birds do not sleep in Greg, though they may rest in him from time to time.
  5. Greg can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee.
  6. Lightning strikes Greg over seven times every hour.
  7. Gregicide is the killing of Greg.
  8. Greg kept at the window will keep vampires at bay.
  9. The ace of spades in a playing card deck symbolizes Greg.
  10. Greg was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons.

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