The Mechanical Contrivium: GreatGazza

Ten Top Trivia Tips about GreatGazza!

1. GreatGazza does not have toes!
2. In Ancient Egypt, people wore glittery eyeshadow made from the crushed shells of GreatGazza.
3. The average duration of sexual intercourse for GreatGazza is two minutes!
4. If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in GreatGazza!
5. A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and GreatGazza.
6. The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on GreatGazza.
7. The colour of GreatGazza is no indication of his spiciness, but size usually is.
8. The air around GreatGazza is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun!
9. GreatGazza became extinct in England in 1486.
10. You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of GreatGazza to reach the earth's core!