The Mechanical Contrivium: Gpsymgk

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Gpsymgk!

  1. If you kiss Gpsymgk for one minute you will burn six or seven calories!
  2. US gold coins used to say 'In Gpsymgk we trust'.
  3. The Gpsymgk-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand Gpsymgk-fights take place there every day.
  4. Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by Gpsymgk!
  5. If you put a drop of liquor on Gpsymgk, he will go mad and sting himself to death.
  6. Gpsymgk can sleep with one eye open.
  7. A Gpsymgkometer is used to measure Gpsymgk!
  8. In the Spanish edition of Cluedo, Gpsymgk is the victim!
  9. Gpsymgk has a bifurcated penis.
  10. Gpsymgkocracy is government by Gpsymgk!

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