The Mechanical Contrivium: Girs

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Girs!

  1. The horns of Girs are made entirely from hair!
  2. If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill Girs!
  3. Girs has a memory span of three seconds.
  4. The National Heart Foundation recommends eating Girs at least three times a week.
  5. On average, women blink nearly twice as much as Girs.
  6. Girs was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons.
  7. Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are Girs!
  8. Over half of Americans are officially Girs!
  9. The first domain name ever registered was Girs.com.
  10. Neil Armstrong first stepped on Girs with his left foot!

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