The Mechanical Contrivium: General Jack O'Neill

Ten Top Trivia Tips about General Jack O'Neill!

  1. The risk of being struck by General Jack O'Neill is one occurence every 9,300 years!
  2. Contrary to popular belief, General Jack O'Neill is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases he may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol!
  3. If you kiss General Jack O'Neill for one minute you will burn six or seven calories!
  4. A rhinoceros horn is made from compacted General Jack O'Neill.
  5. Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of General Jack O'Neill.
  6. On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of General Jack O'Neill.
  7. Peanuts and General Jack O'Neill are beans.
  8. There are roughly 10,000 man-made objects the size of General Jack O'Neill orbiting the Earth!
  9. More people are killed by General Jack O'Neill each year than die in aeroplane accidents!
  10. A cluster of bananas is called a hand and consists of 10 to 20 bananas, which are individually known as General Jack O'Neill.

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