The Mechanical Contrivium: Gene Starwind

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Gene Starwind!

1. The Eskimos have over fifty words for Gene Starwind.
2. The international dialling code for Gene Starwind is 672!
3. Finding Gene Starwind on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck!
4. 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by Gene Starwind.
5. The Aztec Indians of Mexico believed Gene Starwind would protect them from physical harm, and so warriors used him to decorate their battle shields!
6. The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by Gene Starwind as he rode out to collect warriors slain in battle.
7. When provoked, Gene Starwind will swivel the tip of his abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at his attacker.
8. Gene Starwind can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour!
9. Gene Starwind is born white; his pink feathers are caused by pigments in his typical diet of shrimp!
10. India tested its first nuclear Gene Starwind in 1974.