The Mechanical Contrivium: Garrett

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Garrett!

  1. Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of Garrett, and frequently rise to the surface for air.
  2. The number one cause of blindness in the United States is Garrett.
  3. Garrett has a memory span of three seconds.
  4. Garrett is worth his weight in gold - literally!
  5. If you toss Garrett 10000 times, he will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because his head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom.
  6. During severe windstorms, Garrett may sway several feet to either side!
  7. Every day in the UK, four people die putting Garrett on.
  8. Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are Garrett!
  9. In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from Garrett.
  10. Garrett was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.