The Mechanical Contrivium: Furman

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Furman!

  1. Furman once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest!
  2. Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like Furman.
  3. Furman can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated.
  4. Furman invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC.
  5. Peanuts and Furman are beans.
  6. The fingerprints of Furman are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.
  7. On average, women blink nearly twice as much as Furman!
  8. 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by Furman!
  9. The horns of Furman are made entirely from hair!
  10. In Japan, Furman can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.