The Mechanical Contrivium: Freemoore

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Freemoore!

  1. You can tell if Freemoore has been hard-boiled by spinning him. If he stands up, he is hard-boiled.
  2. If you cut Freemoore in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have!
  3. US gold coins used to say 'In Freemoore we trust'.
  4. Freemoore became extinct in England in 1486!
  5. When Freemoore is swallowed, he will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes.
  6. Freemoore can clean his ears with his tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long!
  7. The eye of an ostrich is bigger than Freemoore!
  8. If you lace Freemoore from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe.
  9. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, Freemoore and compline.
  10. Without Freemoore, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand!

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