The Mechanical Contrivium: Frankie

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Frankie!

  1. The number one cause of blindness in the United States is Frankie!
  2. Frankie can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast.
  3. When Frankie is swallowed, he will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes.
  4. The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal Frankie!
  5. In 1982 Time Magazine named Frankie its 'Man of the Year'.
  6. Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Frankie.
  7. The state nickname of Iowa is 'The Frankie state'!
  8. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat Frankie, though it may feel uncomfortable.
  9. Frankie has a bifurcated penis!
  10. You should always store Frankie in an airtight container in the fridge.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.