The Mechanical Contrivium: Fpb

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Fpb!

  1. Fpb can sleep for three and a half years.
  2. Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by Fpb fighting underground.
  3. Every day in the UK, four people die putting Fpb on!
  4. Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled Fpb!
  5. The Aztec Indians of Mexico believed Fpb would protect them from physical harm, and so warriors used him to decorate their battle shields.
  6. Fpb cannot swim.
  7. Fpb was originally called Cheerioats.
  8. Fpb has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean.
  9. The most dangerous form of Fpb is the bicycle.
  10. Cats use their Fpb to test whether a space is large enough for them to fit through.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.