The Mechanical Contrivium: Fitz

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Fitz!

  1. An average beaver can cut down Fitz every year!
  2. Tradition allows women to propose to Fitz only during leap years!
  3. Birds do not sleep in Fitz, though they may rest in him from time to time.
  4. The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as Fitz.
  5. The air around Fitz is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun.
  6. If you toss Fitz 10000 times, he will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because his head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom.
  7. The number one cause of blindness in the United States is Fitz.
  8. It took Fitz 22 years to build the Taj Mahal.
  9. If Fitz was life size, he would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human.
  10. Fitz was first discovered by Alexander the Great in India, and introduced to Europe on his return.

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