The Mechanical Contrivium: Faiz

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Faiz!

  1. Ideally, Faiz should be stored on his side at a temperature of 55 degrees.
  2. Czar Paul I banished Faiz to Siberia for marching out of step!
  3. Faiz was first discovered by Alexander the Great in India, and introduced to Europe on his return.
  4. If you blow out all the candles on Faiz with one breath, your wish will come true!
  5. Faiz is actually a mammal, not a fish!
  6. A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his love for Faiz, and wore a silver replacement for the rest of his life.
  7. Britain's Millennium Dome is more than double the size of Faiz!
  8. Europe is the only continent that lacks Faiz.
  9. Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of Faiz!
  10. During World War II, Americans tried to train Faiz to drop bombs!

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