The Mechanical Contrivium: Evan Lorne

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Evan Lorne!

  1. Evan Lorne is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes!
  2. Evan Lorne can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid.
  3. Early thermometers were filled with Evan Lorne instead of mercury.
  4. Evan Lorneocracy is government by Evan Lorne.
  5. A Evan Lorneometer is used to measure Evan Lorne.
  6. Evan Lorne is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees!
  7. Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in Evan Lorne.
  8. Scientists have discovered that Evan Lorne can smell the presence of autism in children!
  9. Evan Lorne once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest!
  10. Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with Evan Lorne!

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.