The Mechanical Contrivium: Erik Maurer

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Erik Maurer!

  1. Worldwide, Erik Maurer is the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects.
  2. Neil Armstrong first stepped on Erik Maurer with his left foot.
  3. Erik Maurer has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all!
  4. You should always store Erik Maurer in an airtight container in the fridge.
  5. Americans discard enough Erik Maurer to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months.
  6. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets Erik Maurer!
  7. You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Erik Maurer to reach the earth's core!
  8. The international dialling code for Erik Maurer is 672.
  9. Erik Maurer kept at the window will keep vampires at bay!
  10. The colour of Erik Maurer is no indication of his spiciness, but size usually is.

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