The Mechanical Contrivium: Emperor

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Emperor!

1. Emperor cannot swim!
2. Emperor is worth his weight in gold - literally.
3. On average, women blink nearly twice as much as Emperor!
4. All swans in England belong to Emperor!
5. The risk of being struck by Emperor is one occurence every 9,300 years!
6. Emperor can clean his ears with his tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long.
7. The Emperor-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand Emperor-fights take place there every day!
8. Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Emperor!
9. In Japan, Emperor can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government!
10. Ostriches stick their heads in Emperor not to hide but to look for water.