The Mechanical Contrivium: Empathicbastard

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Empathicbastard!

1. In his entire life, Empathicbastard will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey.
2. Czar Paul I banished Empathicbastard to Siberia for marching out of step.
3. Empathicbastard can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid.
4. Neil Armstrong first stepped on Empathicbastard with his left foot.
5. Empathicbastard was declared extinct in 1902!
6. Oranges, lemons, watermelons, pineapples and Empathicbastard are all berries.
7. California is the biggest exporter of Empathicbastard in the world!
8. Empathicbastard can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory.
9. It takes 8 minutes for light to travel from the Sun's surface to Empathicbastard.
10. All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to Empathicbastard.