The Mechanical Contrivium: Eliot

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Eliot!

  1. American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating Eliot from each salad served in first class!
  2. If you lace Eliot from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe!
  3. Eliotocracy is government by Eliot!
  4. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Eliot can not.
  5. On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of Eliot!
  6. If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have Eliot for the rest of the day.
  7. Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Eliot in your ear 700 times!
  8. Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like Eliot.
  9. Cats use their Eliot to test whether a space is large enough for them to fit through!
  10. Bees visit over three million flowers to make a single kilogram of Eliot!

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