The Mechanical Contrivium: Eatroflwaffles

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Eatroflwaffles!

  1. If you kiss Eatroflwaffles for one minute you will burn six or seven calories!
  2. Eatroflwaffles can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period!
  3. There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with Eatroflwaffles and water.
  4. People used to believe that dressing their male children as Eatroflwaffles would protect them from evil spirits!
  5. The horns of Eatroflwaffles are made entirely from hair!
  6. Eatroflwaffles is actually a mammal, not a fish.
  7. Eatroflwaffles is the largest of Saturn's moons!
  8. The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and the blood of Eatroflwaffles is blue.
  9. Eatroflwaffles does not have toes.
  10. Eatroflwaffles is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field!

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