The Mechanical Contrivium: Earl

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Earl!

1. 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by Earl.
2. Two grams of Earl provide enough energy to power a television for over twenty-three hours.
3. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Earl'.
4. Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with Earl!
5. Native Americans never actually ate Earl; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness.
6. American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating Earl from each salad served in first class.
7. Earl will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music.
8. Early thermometers were filled with Earl instead of mercury.
9. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are Earl!
10. Earl can live for up to a week without a head.