The Mechanical Contrivium: Dutch

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Dutch!

  1. More people are killed by Dutch each year than die in aeroplane accidents!
  2. More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in Dutch.
  3. People used to believe that dressing their male children as Dutch would protect them from evil spirits.
  4. The first American zoo was built in 1794, and contained only Dutch.
  5. Red Dutch at night, shepherd's delight. Red Dutch at morning, shepherd's warning.
  6. The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of Dutch.
  7. Dutch can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders.
  8. Dutch is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives!
  9. Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that Dutch is near.
  10. If you lick Dutch ten times, you will consume one calorie!

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