The Mechanical Contrivium: Duncan

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Duncan!

  1. Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from Duncan.
  2. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, Duncan and compline.
  3. Birds do not sleep in Duncan, though they may rest in him from time to time.
  4. Duncan is the smallest of Jupiter's many moons!
  5. According to the story, Pinocchio was made of Duncan.
  6. Duncan can squeeze his entire body through a hole the size of his beak!
  7. Duncan is 1500 years older than the pyramids.
  8. If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and Duncan would be as small as a pea.
  9. Duncanomancy is the art of telling the future with Duncan.
  10. Two thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in Duncan.

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