The Mechanical Contrivium: Dubya

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Dubya!

1. Research indicates that Dubya will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas!
2. The number one cause of blindness in the United States is Dubya!
3. Dubya has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all.
4. Dubya became extinct in England in 1486!
5. American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating Dubya from each salad served in first class.
6. Dubya is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world.
7. Early thermometers were filled with Dubya instead of mercury!
8. Some birds use Dubya to orientate themselves during migration.
9. A thimbleful of Dubya would weigh over 100 million tons.
10. Devoid of his cells and proteins, Dubya has the same chemical makeup as sea water!