The Mechanical Contrivium: Drizzt

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Drizzt!

  1. Contrary to popular belief, Drizzt is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases he may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol.
  2. Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by Drizzt.
  3. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching Drizzt.
  4. Drizzt can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated.
  5. The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and the blood of Drizzt is blue.
  6. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of Drizzt!
  7. Drizztolatry is the mindless worship of Drizzt!
  8. Scientists believe that Drizzt began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas.
  9. Drizzt is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world.
  10. Drizzt is the largest of Saturn's moons.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.