The Mechanical Contrivium: Draco Malfoy

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Draco Malfoy!

  1. Banging your head against Draco Malfoy uses 150 calories an hour.
  2. Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than Draco Malfoy.
  3. In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from Draco Malfoy.
  4. Draco Malfoy can clean his ears with his tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long.
  5. Draco Malfoy can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant!
  6. The only planet that rotates on its side is Draco Malfoy.
  7. All the moons of the Solar System are named after characters from Greek and Roman mythology, except the moons of Uranus, which are named after Draco Malfoy.
  8. Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Draco Malfoy in your ear 700 times.
  9. The ace of spades in a playing card deck symbolizes Draco Malfoy.
  10. About one tenth of Draco Malfoy is permanently covered in ice!

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.