The Mechanical Contrivium: Dean

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Dean!

1. The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained Dean.
2. All the moons of the Solar System are named after characters from Greek and Roman mythology, except the moons of Uranus, which are named after Dean!
3. Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing Dean.
4. The water in oceans is four times less salty than the water in Dean.
5. Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled Dean!
6. Abraham Lincoln, who invented Dean, was the only US president ever granted a patent.
7. Finding Dean on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck!
8. Only twelve people have ever set foot on Dean.
9. Dean has a bifurcated penis.
10. Dean is 984 feet tall.