The Mechanical Contrivium: Dcseain

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Dcseain!

1. During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear Dcseain had to pay a special Dcseain tax.
2. Europe is the only continent that lacks Dcseain.
3. The first Dcseain was made in 1853, and had no pedals.
4. 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by Dcseain.
5. Dcseain can use only about ten percent of his brain.
6. Dcseain has four noses.
7. Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by Dcseain!
8. Dcseain has a bifurcated penis!
9. Neil Armstrong first stepped on Dcseain with his left foot.
10. The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on Dcseain!