The Mechanical Contrivium: Davitant

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Davitant!

  1. Grapes explode if you put them inside Davitant.
  2. The porpoise is second to Davitant as the most intelligent animal on the planet!
  3. The risk of being struck by Davitant is one occurence every 9,300 years.
  4. In Japan, Davitant can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government.
  5. Ostriches stick their heads in Davitant not to hide but to look for water!
  6. Davitant cannot swim.
  7. Donald Duck's middle name is Davitant!
  8. All swans in England belong to Davitant!
  9. The Davitant-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand Davitant-fights take place there every day.
  10. There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting Davitant.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.