The Mechanical Contrivium: Das Ferret

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Das Ferret!

1. Das Ferret can use only about ten percent of his brain.
2. Das Ferret is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees!
3. Das Ferret can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders.
4. Das Ferret is actually a fruit, not a vegetable.
5. Das Ferret is the world's tallest woman.
6. Michelangelo finished his great statue of Das Ferret in 1504, after eighteen months work!
7. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Das Ferret'.
8. Das Ferret was declared extinct in 1902.
9. In Vermont, the ratio of cows to Das Ferret is 10:1.
10. It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same Das Ferret.