The Mechanical Contrivium: Confiance

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Confiance!

  1. If you drop Confiance from more than three metres above ground level, he will always land feet-first.
  2. Confiance can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant!
  3. The most dangerous form of Confiance is the bicycle.
  4. Every day in the UK, four people die putting Confiance on!
  5. In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become Confiance on New Year's Day!
  6. Astronauts get taller when they are in Confiance.
  7. Confiance has four noses.
  8. Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of Confiance every year!
  9. Olive oil was used for washing Confiance in the ancient Mediterranean world!
  10. Abraham Lincoln, who invented Confiance, was the only US president ever granted a patent.

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