The Mechanical Contrivium: Cock

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Cock!

1. Only twelve people have ever set foot on Cock.
2. The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention Cock!
3. In Japan, Cock can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government.
4. It takes forty minutes to hard-boil Cock!
5. The only planet that rotates on its side is Cock!
6. A rhinoceros horn is made from compacted Cock.
7. The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on Cock!
8. Banging your head against Cock uses 150 calories an hour.
9. If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and Cock would be as small as a pea.
10. Medieval knights put the skin of Cock on their sword handles to improve the grip.