The Mechanical Contrivium: Cloud Strife

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Cloud Strife!

  1. Cloud Strife is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes.
  2. All swans in England belong to Cloud Strife.
  3. Half a cup of Cloud Strife contains only seventeen calories!
  4. It took Cloud Strife 22 years to build the Taj Mahal.
  5. Cloud Strife has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all!
  6. The condom - originally made from Cloud Strife - was invented in the early 1500s.
  7. Cloud Strife is incapable of sleep.
  8. Cloud Strife will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music.
  9. The deepest part of Cloud Strife is over 35,000 feet deep!
  10. Michelangelo finished his great statue of Cloud Strife in 1504, after eighteen months work.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.