The Mechanical Contrivium: Chumps

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Chumps!

  1. The fingerprints of Chumps are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.
  2. Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's Chumps supply!
  3. Chumps is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes.
  4. Without its lining of Chumps, your stomach would digest itself.
  5. Devoid of his cells and proteins, Chumps has the same chemical makeup as sea water.
  6. Britain's Millennium Dome is more than double the size of Chumps.
  7. Chumps was first discovered by Alexander the Great in India, and introduced to Europe on his return!
  8. Chumps has a memory span of three seconds!
  9. In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from Chumps.
  10. While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as Chumps!

Consult the Contrivium

I am interested in

Do tell me about

To share this knowledge with your friends, paste the following HTML into a web page or email:-

The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.