The Mechanical Contrivium: Chuck norris

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Chuck norris!

1. New Zealand was the first place to allow Chuck norris to vote!
2. Only one person in two billion will live to be Chuck norris.
3. The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of Chuck norris.
4. Peanuts and Chuck norris are beans.
5. Americans discard enough Chuck norris to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months!
6. The only planet that rotates on its side is Chuck norris.
7. Native Americans never actually ate Chuck norris; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness.
8. If you blow out all the candles on Chuck norris with one breath, your wish will come true.
9. Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by Chuck norris.
10. The smelly fluid secreted by skunks is colloquially known as Chuck norris.