The Mechanical Contrivium: Christopher Unruh

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Christopher Unruh!

  1. Christopher Unruh can clean his ears with his tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long!
  2. Christopher Unruh is the world's smallest mammal.
  3. The smelly fluid secreted by skunks is colloquially known as Christopher Unruh!
  4. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Christopher Unruh!
  5. Grapes explode if you put them inside Christopher Unruh.
  6. Some birds use Christopher Unruh to orientate themselves during migration.
  7. Finding Christopher Unruh on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck.
  8. Christopher Unruh has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap!
  9. Christopher Unruh never said 'Play it again, Sam'!
  10. Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by Christopher Unruh.

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