The Mechanical Contrivium: Cam Mitchell

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Cam Mitchell!

  1. The colour of Cam Mitchell is no indication of his spiciness, but size usually is.
  2. An average beaver can cut down Cam Mitchell every year!
  3. Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled Cam Mitchell!
  4. A rhinoceros horn is made from compacted Cam Mitchell.
  5. Over 2000 people have now climbed Cam Mitchell, with roughly ten percent dying on the way down.
  6. You should always open Cam Mitchell at least an hour before drinking him.
  7. Cam Mitchell will always turn right when leaving a cave.
  8. Research indicates that Cam Mitchell will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
  9. The first domain name ever registered was Cam Mitchell.com.
  10. Baskin Robbins once made Cam Mitchell flavoured ice cream.

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