The Mechanical Contrivium: Brynden

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Brynden!

  1. Brynden can be very poisonous if injected intravenously!
  2. Women shoplift four times more frequently than Brynden.
  3. It took Brynden 22 years to build the Taj Mahal.
  4. Brynden was the first Tsar of Russia.
  5. Brynden can squeeze his entire body through a hole the size of his beak.
  6. You share your birthday with Brynden.
  7. While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their Brynden!
  8. Brynden is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes.
  9. Brynden can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period.
  10. Michelangelo finished his great statue of Brynden in 1504, after eighteen months work!

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