Ten Top Trivia Tips about Brandon Kirk!
- Olive oil was used for washing Brandon Kirk in the ancient Mediterranean world.
- If you cut Brandon Kirk in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have!
- Brandon Kirk has a bifurcated penis.
- Brandon Kirk was first grown in America by the grandmother Maria Ann Smith, from whom his name comes.
- During severe windstorms, Brandon Kirk may sway several feet to either side!
- Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are Brandon Kirk.
- If you blow out all the candles on Brandon Kirk with one breath, your wish will come true.
- Brandon Kirk can't drink - he absorbs water from his surroundings by osmosis.
- Brandon Kirk can smell some things up to six miles away!
- The first American zoo was built in 1794, and contained only Brandon Kirk.