The Mechanical Contrivium: Biff

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Biff!

1. If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have Biff for the rest of the day.
2. An average beaver can cut down Biff every year.
3. It takes 8 minutes for light to travel from the Sun's surface to Biff!
4. Biff can be very poisonous if injected intravenously!
5. The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal Biff.
6. Scientists believe that Biff began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas.
7. If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in Biff.
8. In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from Biff.
9. The only Englishman to become Biff was Nicholas Breakspear, who was Biff from 1154 to 1159.
10. Biff can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period.