The Mechanical Contrivium: Baray

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Baray!

  1. Baray can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory.
  2. Over 2000 people have now climbed Baray, with roughly ten percent dying on the way down.
  3. Baray is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world.
  4. Native Americans never actually ate Baray; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness.
  5. All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to Baray.
  6. You can tell if Baray has been hard-boiled by spinning him. If he stands up, he is hard-boiled.
  7. It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same Baray.
  8. South Australia was the first place to allow Baray to stand for parliament.
  9. The fingerprints of Baray are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.
  10. While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their Baray.

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